Name: Andrew Donlen

Age: 38

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 135.....kg

Position: Coach, Center-half Forward

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: De La Salle, Richmond

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Most Consistent 1977, Coach of the Year in Seattle 2002, 2003 & 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Richmond Tigers

Notable Comments:

Football, a good way to get fit and keep the excess pounds off.

Name: Charlie (Chuck) Commeree

Age: 36

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 210

Position: Midfield, Half-back, Full-back

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: none

Started with Seattle: 2001

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Melbourne

Notable Comments:

Full side co-captian.  Unintentionally TKO'd Doug Vargo in 2004 Grand Final.

Name: John Foley

Age: 31

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 230

Position: Ruck

Hometown:  Fremantle

Previous Clubs: East Fremantle

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Fastest pie eater 2003 Bushman's Picnic

Favourite AFL Team: Fremantle Dockers

Notable Comments:

Football is fun but golf is better.

Name: Brett Pearce

Age: 32

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 180

Position: Half-forward

Hometown:  Adelaide

Previous Clubs: Dover High

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Worst Game Award 2004, Best MC 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Adelaide Crows

Notable Comments:

Never taken a single dance lesson.

Name: Dave Lewellen

Age: 34

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 165

Position: Full-back pocket

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2004

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Rookie of the Year 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Carlton Blues

Notable Comments:

I play for the Coopers.

Name: Aaron Winkler

Age: 24

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 230

Position: Ruck, Forward pocket

Hometown:  Woodinville

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Roomate of the Year 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Port Adelaide Power

Notable Comments:

Nicknames: Dorothy (it's the red shoes) or Elvis.

Name: Aaron (AJ) Stratton

Age: 30

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 235

Position: Ruck

Hometown:  Anacortes

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Peter (Pedro) Lindsay

Age: 29

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 160

Position: Half-back, Back pocket

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2001

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Saint Kilda Saints

Notable Comments:

I'm hilarious. 

Name: Bradley Howe

Age: 33

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 120

Position: Forward pocket goal sneak

Hometown:  Podunk, NSW

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Publican of the Year 2003, 2004

Favourite AFL Team: North Melbourne Kangaroos

Notable Comments:

Drink more piss you bastards!

Name: Ryan Hales

Age: 26

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 195

Position: Forward, Half-forward, Ruck

Hometown:  Adelaide

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Carlton Blues

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Chris Stearns

Age: 25

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 180

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  San Diego

Previous Clubs: San Diego Lions

Started with Seattle: 2004

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Hawthorne Hawks

Notable Comments:

May you tremble in fear upon my bosoms of stone.

Name: Joey Pauley

Age: 28

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 190

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  King of Prussia, NJ

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Daniel Stow

Age: 25

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 180

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Collingwood Magpies

Notable Comments:

Has a habit of going to hospital at tournaments.

Name: Jeremy Touzel

Age: 27

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 180

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Georgetown, SC

Previous Clubs: Russel's Creek

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: North Melbourne Kangaroos

Notable Comments:

Seattle/UW Captain 2004, 2005.  Infamously famous for getting into a verbal altercation with Donlen during the middle of a metro game.  Touzel was soundly defeated in said altercation.

Name: Matt Muller

Age: 29

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 160

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Mount Gambier, South Australia

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1998

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Most Improved 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Carlton Blues

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Andrew Hammer

Age: 35

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 165

Position: Forward Pocket

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2001

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Collingwood Magpies

Notable Comments:

Nice afro.

Name: Greg (Morts) Morton

Age: 30

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 160

Position: Half-back

Hometown:  Geelong

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2000

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Runner up MVP 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Geelong Cats

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Colin Murphy

Age: 21

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 195

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: Numurkah

Started with Seattle: 2002

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Most Improved Yank 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Carlton Blues

Notable Comments:

Also played for USA vs Canada 2004.  I can finally go into the Kangaroo & Kiwi!

Name: Darren Hogben

Age: 28

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 195

Position: Center-half-forward, Full-forward

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2000

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Most Valuable Player 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Collingwood Magpies

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Michael (Mick) Gruenwald

Age: 24

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 175

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Port Augusta, SA

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2002

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: West Coast Eagles

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Nate Hickok

Age: 31

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 165

Position: Half-back, Midfield

Hometown:  Sultan

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Saint Kilda Saints

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Ian Cleary

Age: 30

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 180

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Fremantle

Previous Clubs: Rocko Rams & Warnbro Swans

Started with Seattle: 2002

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Fremantle Dockers

Notable Comments:

It's all about the beer.

Name: Aaron Fields

Age: 34

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 210

Position: Forward, Half-forward

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

Fire-fighter, former Gaelic player and most likely to have a building crash in on him.

Name: Walter Buck

Age: 34

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 185

Position: Full-back, Full-forward

Hometown:  Renton

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Collingwood Magpies

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Nick Roong

Age: 31

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 170

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: Old Scotch

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Hawthorne Hawks

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Blair Richards

Age: 29

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 160

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Lansing, Michigan

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Darren Barlow

Age: 32

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 180

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: Monash Blues

Started with Seattle: 2004

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Single worst day in history of club 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Collingwood Magpies

Notable Comments:

Barlow, dental work, Foley, Volcano's, and fire don't mix.

Name: Anthony Butler

Age: 32

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 185

Position: Half-forward, Forward pocket

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Adelaide Crows

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Chris no last name

Age: 28

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Timaru, New Zealand

Previous Clubs: New Zealand

Started with Seattle: 2005

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

OPSB rugby loaner.

Name: Justin (Shevy) Shevlin

Age: 32

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 175

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Melbourne

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1997

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: Essendon Bombers

Notable Comments:

Full team Co-Captain.

Name: Glenn (Gards) Gardner

Age: 33

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 190

Position: Midfield, Half-forward

Hometown:  Port Campbell, Victoria

Previous Clubs: Timboon FC (?)

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

n/a

Name: Dave Jolley

Age: 36

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170

Position: Rover, Midfield

Hometown:  Seattle

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 1999

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: n/a

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

Assistant Coach.

Name: Scott Sommers

Age: 27

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 215

Position: Full Forward

Hometown:  Austin, Texas

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Best Chef 2004, Most dubious poker play 2004

Favourite AFL Team: n/a

Notable Comments:

Gambling and fine cuisine, shouldn't this guy be in Las Vegas?!?

Name: Bill Vanderwaal

Age: 36

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225

Position: Ruck, Full Forward

Hometown:  Rapid City, SD

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Eastside Saints 

Awards: Best Club Man 2004

Favourite AFL Team: West Coast Eagles

Notable Comments:

Eastside Saints Captain 2004, 2005. For career I've scored more points for Victoria Lions 3.2.20 than Seattle 1.1.7

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Name: Aran Parker

Age: 28

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 180

Position: Half-forward, Full-forward

Hometown:  Podunk, Queensland

Previous Clubs: n/a

Started with Seattle: 2003

Metro Team: Seattle/UW 

Awards: Tourette's Award 2004

Favourite AFL Team: Carlton Blues

Notable Comments:

I'm special!!  So get f#%@$ !!!